2 slices of Oscar Mayer beef bologna (no substitutions please)
2 hamburger buns (whatever brand is on sell that week works well)
4 teaspoons butter (no margarine)
yellow mustard (French's is best) 2 slices American cheese (Kraft or Velveeta works best) (optional)
Melt the butter in a frying pan and cut several slits in the edges of the slices to keep them from curling. Fry to your liking (some like them crisp others just like it warmed. Melt Cheese on top if desired. Put between Hamburger buns spread with mustard and enjoy!
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